As has recently been reviled by the press, President Joe Biden starts his day by doing sports, lifting weights, and then goes on to drinking some orange Gatorade in the Oval Office. The President switched to Gatorade from the usual Diet Coke, which previously used to be the presidential beverage of choice.

A letter to the American people:

There was a funny article in the lifestyle section of Fox news. The Article was about how the average American is convinced that they can survive for at least two weeks in the wild despite no training. In my opinion, the one of a American who grew up abroad, that is what sums up the modern American life in a nutshell and I will get to that point at the end.

My Name Is Emanuel Engelmayer, I was Born in Manhattan and moved to Israel at the age of 6. That is pretty much all you would need to know in order to understand my train of thought, although for the record I am a proud Jew, Zionist and the grandchild of a survivor of the Auschwitz concentration camp.

I recently discharged from my mandated Military service in the Israel Defense Forces and out of all places in the world, I came back to my motherland to the once ‘Golda Madina’ ( Golden Country In yiddish). I arrived in America with mixed feelings, both of excitement and of a sad curiosity as to why this place was calling me when my beloved family and close friends were being bombarded by Hamas missiles.