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Monday, 21 August 2017 06:59

The Eclipse Is Racist Because It Fails To Affect Enough Black People, The Atlantic Suggests

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The Atlantic, a once-great magazine, has determined that the total eclipse of the sun due to occur on Monday will fail to affect enough black people.

The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.

” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.”

The Atlantic’s longwinded law professor assures readers that “implicit bias of the solar system” is “presumably” not the cause of eclipse’s failure to affect enough black people.

“Still, an eclipse chaser is always tempted to believe that the skies are relaying a message.”

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These are the same type of Libturd POS scum that whine on here such as Webster and the other idiot CNN loving trash!! WATCH, they will now Blame the eclipse on President Trump and Global warming!!!

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It is now confirmed, God really dose hate black people.

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Well, why not! Everything else is racist according to those liberal morons.

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LIBERAL IGNORANCE STIKES AGAIN. This BIMBO should be disbarred and thrown off the planet. She is to STUPID for words.

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And this racist psycho is a teacher? No wonder our schools produce the dribble they do...

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(Updated: August 21, 2017)

Hoo-boy! What have these people been smoking? (Whatever it is, it is probably illegal).

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Rob Anthonisen Written by Rob Anthonisen
August 21, 2017
They probably think insects are racist! What kind of a moron would put his name on something so stupid?
Butch Moto Written by Butch Moto
August 21, 2017
YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING THIS ASSHOLE IS ALLOWED TO TEACH.....

HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED A N Y PUBLIC SPACE FOR HIS DRIVEL.....

BUT,, HE SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM ANY TEACHING POSITION HE NOW ENJOYS ..... THINK OF

THE MINDS HE COULD POISON...

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